Thursday, January 31, 2008

Survey for the trebek mind : )

Because my mind needs to be turned to a little clump of mush for a while

And you can too, in that good ol' comments box below



1. If you were to kill a man, horror movie style, which kitchen utensil would you use?
Who's to say if? ... well hypothetically of course... I would probably use the plastic pasta spoon, because Xenu told me to have faith in carbs

2. Did you ever swallow a coin?

Hells nahhhhh... I wish though, then my digestive track would become a bank and I could just acquire my money from the toilet... (where has this blog gone?!)

3. What was the worst gift you've ever received?
socks

4. What is your most embarrassing childhood memory?

Oh man there are just so many, let's just say it has to do with vomit and a group of fellow third graders at story time

5. How many kids do you want?
2-4... we're not talking about my bastard children right? Cause that's a whole other head count haha

6. What’s your mom’s middle name?
Mary

7. Have you ever operated a fire extinguisher?
No

8. Worst car you ever had to drive and why?
Well I don't drive so yeah...

9. who do you hate?
I don't hate anyone really except for those who killed people because of their own ignorance

10. what do you hope to have accomplished by the end of this year?
some films, writing pieces

11. do you have any reallllly crazy relatives?
Oh man, that's another story for another day

12. Did you ever wake up under the influence of NyQuil, completely unable to move?
Oh my god no! That happens? (she asks the survey)

13. Are you feeling nostalgic right now?

Sure

14. Did you own a Lite-Brite?

No

15. Can you dive?

haha, used to for like one summer

16. Do you own a mouthpiece for anything?

That's. What. She. Said.

18. Have you ever used a pogo stick?

YESHHH

19. Who was the most creative bum you've ever met, trying to get some money from you?

They compliment my hair when it looks like a rat climbed to the top of my head and died

20. Whats your favorite Jelly Belly jelly bean flavor?

Bubblegum

21. favorite food you CRAVEEE?

Grandma Pizza

22. When was the last time you pulled lint out of your bellybutton?

woww... actually can't remember

23. Did you ever use someone else's toothbrush?

Chaaaaa

24. Do you REALLY floss everyday?

No

25. what is your favorite cologne/perfume you always wear?

Body spray from bed bath and body works

26. If you were on Double Dare, would you take the physical challenge?

OMGYES

27. What's the largest living organism that you killed?

Giant centipede in the camp showers

28. Did you ever take a lighting bug and smear its guts on your arm so you get a cool glowing effect like war paint?

I wish I have... all the things haven't done

29. What's the best toy you've ever gotten in a McDonalds happy meal?

The mini Barbie’s... I still have those hehe

30. if you could be anywhere in the world doing anything right now what would it be?

I would be in Hawaii with all my fave people watching the episode of Lost

31. Can you juggle?

So not coordinated enough

32. how do you feel right now?

Really Excited!

33. Do you remember that square candy bar called "Chunky"?

Yes! That was on the office. Michael had one in his pocket when he hugged Pammy and she thought his little buddy was coming out to play ha

34. Predict the length of the next Peter Jackson movie.

"Predict the length of the next Peter Jackson... " That's all I need to know, Frodo

35. What was your favorite toy as a kid?

My Playschool doll house and my little plastic animals

36. are you willing to go the distance?

Oh, of course Mr. ambiguous survey

37. Did you answer question 17?

What is, question 17 does not exist

Thank you Alex Trebek, thank you


: )

4 comments:

Renata said...

1. If you were to kill a man, horror movie style, which kitchen utensil would you use?
A whisk would be too easy, so I'll say a spatula.

2. Did you ever swallow a coin?
Erm . . . I'm supposing the maker of this has, as I haven't heard of anyone doing this before . . . or maybe that's just me.

3. What was the worst gift you've ever received?
Oh so many, it's got to be this book "How to Speak Politely". Picture book I got from my aunt . . . in December '07.

4. What is your most embarrassing childhood memory?
Let's go with that time when ugly guy I hated (but later had a huge crush on) lost a bet and had to kiss me on the cheek for five seconds in front of the whole gym class. They had to hold me down and I made a bit fuss out of it. It was bad : (

5. How many kids do you want?
I second Nina, 2-4 is a good number. Their names would be (in this order) Catherine, something-I-forgot-that's-male, Kristin, Matthew.

6. What’s your mom’s middle name?
Lynn

7. Have you ever operated a fire extinguisher?
No. But I do like fire.

8. Worst car you ever had to drive and why?
Can't drive either.

9. who do you hate?
The world, and all of it's little preverted children.

10. what do you hope to have accomplished by the end of this year?
A play, a solid story (short or novel length), a decent movie (working with Nina, Evan, and Austen), and lots of other creative shit type things.

11. do you have any reallllly crazy relatives?
Yes. All of them. By definition. Duh.

12. Did you ever wake up under the influence of NyQuil, completely unable to move?
I've never taken NyQuil, but Heathy died of Ambien overdose, right?

13. Are you feeling nostalgic right now?
Don't I always? Life was always better when we were little and ignorant.

14. Did you own a Lite-Brite?
I didn't, but my grandfather currently does. I love playing with it.

15. Can you dive?
No, see above question that also mentioned driving.

16. Do you own a mouthpiece for anything?
Lol @ Nina's response. I actually do, two soprano saxophone mouthpieces. I haven't used either in . . . two years now.

18. Have you ever used a pogo stick?
Oh what a sickening childhood those who haven't must've had . . . of course I have!

19. Who was the most creative bum you've ever met, trying to get some money from you?
I don't listen to them . . . I did once sit next to a clown on the subway though (okay that was totally irrelevant).

20. Whats your favorite Jelly Belly jelly bean flavor?
So many, but I'll go with popcorn because I love it SO much and I hate it SOOOO much.

21. favorite food you CRAVEEE?
This weird spicy dorito mix that I actually HATE a lot (I can't stand the taste) but am severely addicted to. I know, I know, just more proof that I'm really a masochist.

22. When was the last time you pulled lint out of your bellybutton?
I haven't pulled lint outta there . . . maybe a quarter once but no lint.

23. Did you ever use someone else's toothbrush?
Probably, but I'll never admit to it.

24. Do you REALLY floss everyday?
No.

25. what is your favorite cologne/perfume you always wear?
Don't wear it.

26. If you were on Double Dare, would you take the physical challenge?
Uh, duh. I would die in the process though. I loved that show SO much.

27. What's the largest living organism that you killed?
I don't kill organisms. I run away screaming.

28. Did you ever take a lighting bug and smear its guts on your arm so you get a cool glowing effect like war paint?
Uhm no, but that does sound AWESOME.

29. What's the best toy you've ever gotten in a McDonalds happy meal?
I collected those toys. I loved them all equally. If I hadn't, the other ones would've gotten jealous.

30. if you could be anywhere in the world doing anything right now what would it be?
In my bedroom with a really hot guy having amazing sex. Duh. Why would I ever want to do anything else?

31. Can you juggle?
Ditto, Nina.

32. how do you feel right now?
Fucking exhausted, like always.

33. Do you remember that square candy bar called "Chunky"?
Yeahh . . . but I thought they still existed.

34. Predict the length of the next Peter Jackson movie.
I did not remember who this guy was until I read your "frodo" comment, Nina. But now that I know who you're talking about, I'm shooting for 5 hours, 22 minutes, and 32.17 seconds.

35. What was your favorite toy as a kid?
Barbies, regardless of whether or not I actually used them.

36. are you willing to go the distance?
No. Never have been, never will be. I'm too lazy, don't you see? There's not enough love in the world to move me.

37. Did you answer question 17?
Thanks for ruining the answer, Nina :P

dundees said...

Lol to # 30, Renata... I totally agree haha : )

Renata said...

Lol when I was talking to you before science I thought #30 was the last one, whoops. Thank you either way though :)

And what happened to your LOST guide for episode one?!?!

dundees said...

I gathering mucho info, easter eggs/anagrams ect... and plus I'm still letting it sink in. haha that show is emotionally taxing lol : )